~ Towans Red Knave ~
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A photograph of "Red" at
11 months of age.
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Former Sociology Professor Jack Crowther (Cal State Northridge) became one
of the very early converts to Staffords before the formation of the
SBTC/USA. For Jack and his wife Betty, I imported Towans Red Knave
(SBTC/USA registration #35) from George Smith of Loughborough, England,
and "Red" grew to be an extremely athletic 16-inch dog in the
days long before showing became possible.
Jack recalls that about six months after "Red" arrived, they
bought a new RV and went into the boonies to test it out. While in the
mountains they ran low on gas and stopped at a local filling station.
A young college-age fellow began pumping gas for them, and suddenly said to
Jack, "Say, mister, I bet I know what kind of dog that is."
Jack knew perfectly well that the known Stafford population of the United
States at that time was less than 75, so he replied, "Betcha
don't!"
"Betcha I do."
Restraining himself from the temptation to win a wager from a minor, Jack
said, "Okay, then, what is it?"
"A Staffordshire Bull Terrier."
After a moment's stunned silence, Jack retorted, "Betcha I know who
your English teacher is!"
Jack also recounts how Red used to run after Jack's motorcycle when they
went to the desert, and on occasion, if Jack would throttle down, Red
would cover 25 miles at a run. One day, when Jack and Betty had
volunteered to judge a motorcycle race, Red suddenly decided to chase
the competitors' machines as they departed. Jack was fit to be tied
because due to judging duties he couldn't follow Red. But he expected the dog
to return soon.
Red did return -- that night. He had followed the competitors' motorcycles
for the full thirty-mile circuit, which Jack had already verified
because he got sighting reports from route judges. Red's nails were
worn down and he needed a drink but had to be restrained from following
other motorcyclists traveling the second leg of the race.
Red's favorite thing was swimming in the Crowthers' pool. He got so
swim-crazy that Jack refused to let him get into the pool without the
release words, "Alright, Red." Soon the release word became
simply "Alright." After that, whenever guests came over, they had
to be cautioned about using the word "Alright" even in casual
conversation because as soon as anyone uttered the word, it was
followed by a splash.
Jack and Red had a favorite sport, Stafford Wrestling, which they would
play with guests and students who came to the house. Jack would place
Red on his back on the floor, paws up, then instruct three or four
strong males to hold him tightly and not let him get up when Jack
called him. Only once or twice were the visitors able to hold Red down, and
that was when they were four or five on one. And of course Red was never
upset, he just knew that "Come, Red!" wasn't a debatable
point.
Red was also a sire prepotent for athleticism, as the following anecdote
shows, but first let me make it known that I am a major cat-lover
although re-telling this story may make it seem otherwise:
The backyard swimming pool, enclosed on three sides by high brick walls,
was the favorite haunt of King, Red's first-born son. King would paddle
by the hour in it.
But King's ointment contained a mammoth fly in the form of the neighbor's
cat which would climb a tree on the other side of the brick wall, then
walk along a limb that stuck out near the pool. The cat would crouch on
the limb and drive King frantic by taunting him with meows and
catcalls. Repeatedly King would jump four and a half feet off the ground
in vain attempts to reach the cat on the limb, but no dog of 16 inches had a prayer
of jumping eight feet off the ground, so King seemed doomed to a life of perpetual
frustration.
One day after three or four months of this, King"s owners were sunning
themselves after a dip when they saw the cat emerge onto the limb and
begin taunting King as usual. But to their amazement, King who was
lying almost directly under the cat, paid no attention -- didn't even
look in the critter's direction.
Everyone sat in amazement as the cat began to yowl and yammer, trying to
entice King into futile rage, but the dog was having none of it. He
seemed to have turned into marble.
Suddenly, without sign or warning, King leaped about five feet high
onto the brick wall, reverse-caromed off it up onto the level of the
limb of the tree, and before anyone realized what was happening, King
had the luckless kitty between his jaws so that by the time the dog's
feet touched the ground the limp feline had already passed from the travails
of this cruel world.
Steve Stone